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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Cathy Zoi","displaytitle":"Cathy Zoi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5053515","titles":{"canonical":"Cathy_Zoi","normalized":"Cathy Zoi","display":"Cathy Zoi"},"pageid":22253682,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/09_04_01_cathy_zoi.jpg","width":175,"height":199},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/09_04_01_cathy_zoi.jpg","width":175,"height":199},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278481860","tid":"a9a42eaf-f797-11ef-9af6-840fa358a905","timestamp":"2025-03-02T18:53:43Z","description":"American business executive","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathy_Zoi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathy_Zoi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathy_Zoi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cathy_Zoi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathy_Zoi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Cathy_Zoi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathy_Zoi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cathy_Zoi"}},"extract":"Cathy Zoi is an American business executive, and former CEO of EVgo the US's largest fast charging network for electric vehicles. She is the former Assistant Secretary for Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy (EERE) at the U.S. Department of Energy.","extract_html":"
Cathy Zoi is an American business executive, and former CEO of EVgo the US's largest fast charging network for electric vehicles. She is the former Assistant Secretary for Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy (EERE) at the U.S. Department of Energy.
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{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}
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