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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}

{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}

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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}

{"fact":"Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.","length":60}

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{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}