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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a tornado's favorite game to play?","punchline":"Twister!","id":240}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?","punchline":"Guilty","id":105}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?","punchline":"1 or 2? 1... or 2?","id":141}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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