{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
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{"fact":"Cats dislike citrus scent.","length":26}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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